"Fetus & Jesus", or, The Best Blog Post Ever

As seen on the HuffPost, Larry David has a sleepless night:

The Roving Thoughts of a Liberal Insomniac

Key quote:

We have to start keeping them up. But how? The only things that bothers them enough to keep them up are fetuses. They love that fetus. The fetus and Jesus. Sounds like a comedy team. “Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to Fetus and Jesus…”

As they say, read the whole thing.