Comparing Apples and Oranges

• Oranges have a thick peel orange in color; apples have a thin skin, usually red but sometimes green.

• Apples aren't high in vitamin C; oranges are.

• Oranges can have a navel; Apples have stems.

• Apple cider: refreshing beverage; Orange Cider: I mean, is there even such a thing?!

• No one says that someone is the "orange of my eye"; likewise, there's no exfoliate referred to as "Agent Apple."