C:\> Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Brady Bunch Vacation

How come no enterprising travel agency has put one of these together yet?

Think of it: First, you get to go to the Grand Canyon, complete with burro ride. Then you visit a ghost town, where for an extra $200 (not including gratuity) you are held prisoner for a few hours if you're into that sort of thing.

Then you jet to sunny Hawaii. This trip includes tickets to a luau and the rental of a surfboard. It also of course includes the leis and your very own carved Tiki God necklace!! (void where prohibited). It should be noted that this excursion is not for arachnophobics.

I think this vacation package could be a winner.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps you should contact Beyond Boundaries Travel, who puts together HP fan trips.

Or then again, perhaps not.

What about a Gilligan's Island package? A 3-hour cruise, complete with faux shipwreck, grass huts, and Ginger! Mary Ann! Lovey! Thurston Howell III's money!

You know, maybe Nickelodeon would be interested. . .or TV Land.