The Fifth Dentist

I normally don't like to name drop, but I know The Fifth Dentist. In fact, he's a cousin of mine named Jeff. Yep, that's right. While the other four dentists recommend Trident for their patients who chew gum, Jeff doesn't.

So, next time you hear about the "four out of five dentisits,", nod sagely and think of me and my famous cousin.

Someday remind me to tell you about the family I know personally who have 1.2 children.