A Realignment

Okay, that's it. I'm completely fed up and unexcited by any of the potential Democratic candidates for president. I mean Barack? Not black enough, and kind of style over substance. Plus his name sounds awfully muslimy. Edwards? How could I vote for a man who'd put his own career ahead of his ailing wife? Hillary? I don't know... too... womanish. I think during these times of The Terrorist Menace we need at *least* one Y chromosome sitting in the oval office. If not two.

So who does that leave me with?

Mitt Romney. He's my man. And if Newt is his running mate, so much the better.