Advice Sought
Hey:
I just got a confidential email from some important person who's from Nigeria. Apparently he has a lot of money, like millions, in a bank there and can't get it out. He wants me to help, and I'll get like almost a million dollars just for helping this poor man.
Okay.
So my question is this: What should I have for lunch today, the soup or the leftover pasta?
6 comments:
Just don't have the fish. Every passenger on this blog who had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half hour.
Thursday, March 24, 2005 at 10:21:00 PM CST
Dammit... what's that from? It sounds so familiar...
Thursday, March 24, 2005 at 10:24:00 PM CST
You don't recognize it? Surely you must be joking...
Thursday, March 24, 2005 at 10:52:00 PM CST
Airplane!! But I couldn't remember and had to look it up. I'm so ashamed.
Thursday, March 24, 2005 at 10:55:00 PM CST
Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Thursday, March 24, 2005 at 11:12:00 PM CST
No, he picked the wrong week to give up amphetamines.
And then he had to go to the hospital.
The hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important now.
Saturday, March 26, 2005 at 11:16:00 PM CST
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