C:\> Saturday, January 17, 2004

New TV Reality Show

I just had a great idea for a new reality show:

Who Wants To Be A Citizen?

It would be great. We'd start with about 15 people vying to become United States citizens who'd compete in a series of humiliating stunts each week. At the end of every show they'd vote one person out, and that person would get deported.

The last remaining contestant would be granted full citizanship along with a complementary lifetime membership to the NRA.

The possibilities!! The drama!!

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