The One About The Marmot
Several days ago I came upon a polecat, a ferret if you will (and even if you won't), sunning himself on the pavement behind a 7-11 in my neighborhood.
"Well, hello there, Mr. Ferret", I said.
The ferret said nothing in return (being a dumb animal and all), and instead returned my greeting made in good cheer and fellowship with what I swear was a look of contempt on its weasel-like face.
I looked for a nearby rock with which to chunk at said rodent, but found nothing but half-degraded cigarette filters and mutilated Big Gulp(tm) lids. Realizing I'd met my match, I shoved my hands in my pockets and walked home, forcing thoughts of gloating polecats out of my mind.
It was hard.
But I digress.
The point is, just what the hell is a marmot? Anyway, here's another tune:
Make It Last
(a favorite of C i n d y ' s, so it has that going for it).
1 comments:
Polecats are not rodents... They are mustilids - hence the "weasel-like" face. You also referred to the rabbit as a rodent - Rabbits are lagomorphs. Now a marmot IS a rodent. A fat, barking ground squirrel.
Sunday, April 20, 2008 at 12:36:00 PM CDT
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